Speaker Mike Johnson has sent the House into recess until February 2nd—just as Senate Democrats unite to block ICE funding and a shutdown deadline approaches Friday at midnight.
- Dec 2025: Christmas recess moved forward the day before DOJ's scheduled Epstein document release
- Now: House on recess until Feb 2 while ICE kills American citizens in Minneapolis
Johnson won't call members back — even as Democrats say they'll block DHS funding without guardrails.
Meanwhile, Johnson's personal definition of "accountability": He installed Covenant Eyes software so he and his 17-year-old son can monitor each other's porn consumption. Weekly reports.
No accountability for the sex traffickers and pedophiles in the Epstein files. No accountability for Hegseth's war crimes and double-tap.
No accountability for banned chemical weapons deployed against American citizens by ICE and CBP.
No accountability for Matt Gaetz. No accountability for fraud in DHS.
No accountability for federal agents executing citizens in the street and lying about it on camera.
Not even showing up to work when controversial votes might happen.
Just mutual porn surveillance with his teenage son
The non-"speaker" does his human speed bump routine once again.
Mike Johnson's Definition of Accountability
The House closures of 2025-2026:
- July 2025: Recess moved early to avoid votes on Epstein files
- Oct-Nov 2025: 54-day shutdown delayed the 218th Epstein petition signature
- Dec 2025: Christmas recess moved forward the day before DOJ's scheduled Epstein document release
- Now: House on recess until Feb 2 while ICE kills American citizens in Minneapolis
Johnson won't call members back — even as Democrats say they'll block DHS funding without guardrails.
Meanwhile, Johnson's personal definition of "accountability": He installed Covenant Eyes software so he and his 17-year-old son can monitor each other's porn consumption. Weekly reports.
No accountability for the sex traffickers and pedophiles in the Epstein files. No accountability for Hegseth's war crimes and double-tap.
No accountability for banned chemical weapons deployed against American citizens by ICE and CBP.
No accountability for Matt Gaetz. No accountability for fraud in DHS.
No accountability for federal agents executing citizens in the street and lying about it on camera.
Not even showing up to work when controversial votes might happen.
Just mutual porn surveillance with his teenage son